A Companion for Adam
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden one day and he notices that he is all alone, but all of the animals have companions. So, he requests a companion.
He receives this response, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg."
Adams thinks for a few moments and then replies, "What could I get for a rib?"
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