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Vial of Poison

Two LDS missionaries encountered two hecklers at a meeting.

One of the hecklers said, "Here’s a vial of poison. If you are really on the Lord’s work, drink this poison and He will protect you so you won’t die."

I’ve got a better idea, said the senior companion, "Why don’t YOU drink it, and then we’ll raise you from the dead."

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