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Too Many Children

Census Taker:  "How many children do you have?"
Mormon Mother:  "Four."
Census Taker:  "May I have their names, please?"
Mormon Mother:  "Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George."
Census Taker:  "Okay, that’s fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?"
Mormon Mother:  "Because we didn’t want any Moe."


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