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Returned Missionary Changes His Mind

Returned Missionary:  I proposed to my girlfriend last night, but then she said something that made me change my mind and now I've decided not to marry her after all.

RM's Friend:  Really? What did she say?

Returned Missionary:  No.

- Adapted from a joke in Jokes for All Occasions, New York, Edward J. Clode, 1921

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