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The Boat is Sinking

In the early days of the church, an elder was called on a mission to England.

During the long ocean voyage, the boat encountered a great storm. Soon the boat began to sink.

In desperation, the skipper lifted his voice to those on the boat and asked, "Does anyone know how to pray?"

Humbly, the LDS missionary stepped forward and said, "Captain - I know how to pray."

"Good!," the captain replied, "You go ahead and pray. The rest of us will put on life vests. We're one short."

- Adapted from a joke in Jokes for All Occasions, New York, Edward J. Clode, 1921

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