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Books Never Read

Top 10 Books Mormons Have Never Read

10.  Potluck Dinners Without Jello.
9.  Get Your Eagle Scout Before Your 14th Birthday.
8.  On Time Arrival.
7.  Monthly Home Teaching.
6.  Proper Rotation of Food Storage.
5.  How to Hold Short Meetings.
4.  You CAN vote Democrat. (Editor's note: But why?)
3.  Friendly Basketball Tournaments.
2.  Keeping Neighborhood Secrets.
1.  Throw Away Boxes After You Move.

- A Mormon Zone Original

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