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Mormon Girl

Sung to the theme song from "The Little Mermaid"

Look at my smile, isn't it great?
Wouldn't you think that I'd have a date?
Lookin' at me, yeah, you'd think,
She's got everything.
Look at my clothes, look at my face
Just once I'd like to go to a nice place
Fast food and dollar matinees
They're not everything.
I've got hair spray and makeup aplenty
I've used toothpaste and mouthwash galore
Wanna go Dutch? I've got a twenty
But who cares? No big deal- I want more.
I wanna be where the elders are
I want one for my eternal companion
One who's not afraid of...
What's that word again? OH ..Commitment
In institute class you don't get too far,
Dates are required for real romancin'
Hopin for an engagement...
What's the word? Ring
A guy who is fun, a guy who is cute,
A guy who looks real good in a suit.
I'm really great, who don't I date
I need a man!
What would I give if I could live in Salt Lake City?
What would I pay to spend a day on temple grounds?
Betcha they'd call if they weren't all just so intimidated
Sweet young maiden, sick of waitin'
Ready for more
And ready to know what the couples know
Ask `em my questions and get some answers.
What is a gentleman and why are they...
What's the word.....EXTINCT?!
Why can't they think and see me now?
I'm a woman worth more than eight cows!!!
I'm really great, why don't I date?
I need a man!!!

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