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The Setting Apart

A young man is set apart as a missionary. After the setting apart, his stake president reminds him that he is now a missionary and must act as a missionary. The young man is troubled and asks the president, "You know I have a girl friend. Will it be okay to give her a good-bye kiss at the airport?"

The stake president considers this and then says, "I'll tell you what, you can kiss her at the airport if you kiss her the same way you kiss your mother."

The young man thinks for a moment and then asks, "Can I warn my mother first?"

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