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The Red Dress

One day Adam came home and saw Eve in a brand new red dress. He looked at her and said, "Didn't I tell you that you weren’t supposed to buy any more clothes?"

Embarrassed, Eve replied, "Yes - but Satan tempted me and told me it looked really good from the front!"

Adam said, "We’ve been through this before. Didn’t I tell you to say, 'Satan, Get thee behind me?' whenever he tempts you?"

Eve replied, "Yes, but when I said that, he said 'It looks good from back here too.'"

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