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The Three Young Men

Three Mormon young men decide that they want to be rebellious for the night. So they pile into the car and drive to the nearest bar. They walk in and sit down. When the waitress comes over they explain their intentions to be "bad" for a while. She asks what they'd like to drink.

The first boy says "I'd like a Coke - caffeinated."

The second boy smirks, "I'll one-up you. I'll have a Mountain Dew."

The third boy thinks for a while, and finally sighs, "I'll just have a glass of milk."

The other two protest, asking what happened to their idea of being rebellious.

The third boy looks at them incredulously and says "Well, SOMEBODY has to drive home."

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