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The Fishing Trip

President Monson, the Pope, and the Reverent Jesse Jackson decided to go fishing on the Sea of Galilee.

After a few hours President Monson realizes he is hungry and says, "I'm going to go get my lunch from the car." He then gets out of the boat and walks across the water and heads to shore.

Suddenly, the Pope realizes he is also hungry, so he says, "I'm going to go get my lunch too," and then he gets out of the boat and walks across the water to the shore.

Meanwhile, back in the boat, Jesse Jackson is feeling a bit like he has to show that he can also walk on water, so mustering all of the faith that he can, he steps out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom.

Back on the shore, the Pope turns to President Monson and says, "Maybe we should have told him about the rocks."

The Prophet replies, "What rocks?"

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