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The Old High Priest

A High Priest who was 105 years old suddenly stopped coming to Church. Alarmed by the old brother's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the High Priest's group leader immediately went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Group Leader asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at Priesthood meeting anymore?"

The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, President," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

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