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Exiting the Ark

After weeks of floating around in the Great Flood, the Ark finally came to rest and the people and animals hurried off the boat.

Noah made a final sweep of the Ark, and deep in one of the holds, he came across a single snake.

"What's wrong?" asked Noah, "Why aren't you scurrying off the Ark like the other animals?"

"I don't want to go out there - I feel so inadequate," replied the snake.

"Inadequate?" asked Noah.

"Yes," said the snake, "We were all commanded to go forth and MULTIPLY... but I'm an ADDER."

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