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Cowboy Joe Attends Church

Cowboy Joe had been taking the missionary discussions, and finally decided to attend church one Sunday. When he returned to the ranch with the missionaries, he told his fellow cowboys about the experience.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

"You mean the parking lot," interrupted one of the elders.

"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.

"The sidewalk to the door," the elder corrected him.

"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.

"That would be the usher," one of the elders explained.

"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.

"You mean the aisle," the elder said.

"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.

"Pew," the elder retorted.

"Yeah," recalled Joe. "That’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

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