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In Our Weekly Sacrament

In our weekly sacrament
Where the ward members have met
There's a multitude of children all around.
And they cry and scream and shout
So they will be taken out
To the corridor where they can run around.

Hush! Hush! Children, here's the Sacrament.
Wait 'till the speaker's up to scream.
Then we'll go out to the hall
Where you can have a ball
And we'll do the very same thing here next week.

The real song is:
"In Our Lovely Deseret"
(LDS hymn book, p. 307)

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