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In Our Weekly Sacrament

In our weekly sacrament
Where the ward members have met
There's a multitude of children all around.
And they cry and scream and shout
So they will be taken out
To the corridor where they can run around.

Refrain:
Hush! Hush! Children, here's the Sacrament.
Wait 'till the speaker's up to scream.
Then we'll go out to the hall
Where you can have a ball
And we'll do the very same thing here next week.

The real song is:
"In Our Lovely Deseret"
(LDS hymn book, p. 307)

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