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Don't shoot!

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse was struck by a car at an intersection. Smith sued the driver. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer:

Lawyer: Mr. Smith, you've told us all about your injuries. But according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you were not injured at all?

Smith: Well, let me explain. When the officer arrived at the scene, he first looked at my horse. He said, "Looks like he has a broken leg," and then he took out his gun and shot the horse. He then came up to me and asked me how I was doing. I, of course, immediately said, "I'm fine!"

- Submitted by: Guy

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