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Reasons for Eve

Top 10 Reasons Eve Was Created

10.  Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9.  Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8.  Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7.  Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6.  Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5.  If the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4.  As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3.  Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when he was caught hiding in the garden.
2.  It is not good for man to be alone!
And finally, the Number 1 reason Eve was created. . .
1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."

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