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The Hijacked Airplane

A primary president, a high councilor, and a bishop are on a flight together when it is hijacked. The hijackers inform the three Mormons that they are going to shoot them.

The primary president gets teary-eyed and pleads with the hijackers to give her one last wish and asks if she could be allowed to sing her favorite primary song before she is shot.

The hijackers agree to her request and then ask the high councilor and bishop if they have any last requests.

The high councilor thinks for a minute, and then requests that after the song he be allowed to stand and give the talk he had prepared to give in sacrament meeting that next Sunday.

The hijackers agree and then turn to the bishop. Without hesitation, the bishop replies, "Please shoot me after the song."

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