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The Atheist Professor

Two things they teach Marines are to keep their priorities in order and to know when to act without hesitation.

A college professor, an avowed atheist, was teaching his class. Trying to shock the students, he stated that he could prove that there was no God.

Addressing the ceiling he shouted, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes."

The room fell silent. Ten minutes went by. Again, the professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine - just released from active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to the professor and hit him squarely in the jaw - sending him tumbling off the platform.

The professor was out cold. The young Marine calmly took a seat in the front row and sat silently. The stunned class also fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor woke up and hazily looked at the young Marine in the front row. Finally, he asked, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

"God was busy. He sent me."

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