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The Golden Question

The Latter-day Saint woman on the train was anxious to use the "golden questions," so as soon as she could she asked the man in the seat next to her, "How much do you know about the Mormon Church?"

"Oh, a little," came the answer.

"Would you like to know more?"

"Yes," he replied, "I am a stake president, and I need all the help I can get!"

- Dixee Miskin, Monteview, Idaho, as quoted in The Improvement Era (A predecessor to The New Era), March 1968.

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