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Who Shot the Deer?

A bishop, a stake president, and a high councilor went deer hunting together. As they were walking, they were suddenly startled by a big buck. The three of them all lifted their guns and shot simultaneously.

Immediately the buck dropped to the ground and all three rushed up to see how big it actually was. Upon reaching it they found out that it was dead but had only one bullet hole.

A debate followed concerning who had actually shot the deer. Five minutes later a game officer came by and asked what the problem was. The game officer then offered to take a look at the deer and tell them who shot it.

A moment later, he said, "The high councilor definitely shot the buck!"

Of course, the three immediately asked him how he could tell.

"Because," the officer said, "the bullet went in one ear and out the other."

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