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Boring Sacrament Meeting

Top 10 Things to Do During a Boring Sacrament Meeting

10.  Chew gum.  If a talk goes on for more than 15 minutes, start blowing bubbles.
9.  Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the rest room.
8.  See if a yawn really is contagious.
7.  Try to indicate to the bishop that his fly is undone.
6.  Pass a note to the organist asking whether she plays requests.
5.  Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front, under the seats, without being noticed.
4.  Whip out a hankie and blow your nose.  Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favorite hymn.
3.  Using the "programs" for raw materials, design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.
2.  Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the seats ahead of you. After the meeting, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front. Credit yourself 20 points for anyone who slips and falls.
1.  Slap your neighbor.  See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the bishop.

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