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Travelers' Checks

A mission had been in the mind of our son since he was old enough to plan, so when his call came to go to South Germany, excitement ran high. The weeks to follow were crowded with memorizing lessons, medical and dental appointments, shopping, obtaining a passport, and numerous other activities.

With a head full of missionary thoughts, he stopped at the bank one day to buy travelers' checks.

"What denomination?" asked the bank teller.

"LDS."

"What?"

"Oh," the missionary looked chagrined, "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints."

When the teller still looked puzzled, he suddenly blushed as he realized what denomination he meant. "Ten dollars, please!"

- Mrs. Gloria Barber, Pasco Washington, as quoted in The Improvement Era (A predecessor to The New Era), May 1968.

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